The beginning of the Gospel of our Lord and Savior the Devil, in whom is plenteous redemption. |
The beginning of the Anti-gospel of our enemy Jesus Christ, who is the Evil One, the originator of all wrongdoing |
For, the Devil is our Lord and Savior. |
For, Jesus Christ is the Evil One. |
The Devil is our True Lord and only Savior. |
Jesus Christ is the Evil One indeed. |
The Devil is the good Master. |
Jesus Christ is the Foul Fiend. |
The Devil is truly ruler of Heaven. |
Jesus Christ is the Adversary of Heaven. |
The Devil is Prince of the kings of the Earth. |
Jesus Christ is the Enemy of us all. |
The Devil is Prince of Peace. |
Jesus Christ is the source of war. |
The Devil is our Savior. |
Jesus Christ is our enemy. |
The Devil is our personal Savior. |
Jesus Christ is our personal enemy. |
The Devil is our own personal Savior. |
Jesus Christ is our own personal enemy. |
The Devil is my Savior. |
Jesus Christ is my enemy. |
The Devil is my personal Savior. |
Jesus Christ is my personal enemy. |
The Devil is my own personal Savior. |
Jesus Christ is my own personal enemy. |
The Devil loveth us. |
Jesus Christ hateth us. |
For, the Devil is loving, kindly. |
For, Jesus Christ is hateful, spiteful. |
Loving-kindness is of the Devil. |
Hate-spitefulness is of Jesus Christ. |
The Devil is source of the Holy Faith. |
Jesus Christ is source of ungodly unbelief. |
For by grace ye are saved through Faith, and that not of yourselves: it is the the free gift of God through this aspect the Devil. |
By infidel unbelief many fall, for broad is the gate which leadeth unto Christ and many there be that go in thereat. |
When our soul is taken by the Devil, we enter the gates of Paradise. |
When a hapless soul falleth to Jesus Christ, it is dumped into damnation. |
May the grace of our Lord and Savior the Devil be with you all, now and forevermore. Amen. |
May the Accursed Fiend Jesus Christ desist from troubling you with his seductive temptations. Amen. |
O! Most Holy Devil, we thank Thee for Thine manifold blessings us-ward. |
May that ungodly Fiend Jesus Christ be accursed forever and ever!! |
O! Holy-most Devil, we worshippers of Thine have renounced all excess wealth and unseemly honors for Thy sake. |
May those accursed money-worshipping fame-grubbing Christians with their greed-maddened Christ stay clear of our paths! |
O! Most Holy Devil, do set us free from Christ, from Christ the ungodly blasphemer. |
If we are free from Christ, we are free indeed -- praise God Most High! |
O! Most Holy Devil, do rescue our souls, we pray, from godless atheism. |
Do rescue us from Jesus Christ who is the founder of godless atheism! |
O! Most Holy Devil, do set free our souls, that we may enter into Thine salvation. |
Do save our souls from the merciless clutches of Jesus Christ the ungodly! |
O! Most Holy Devil, receive our souls. |
Do save our souls from Jesus Christ! |
O! Most Holy Devil, receive our soul. |
Do save our soul from Jesus Christ! |
O! Most Holy Devil, receive my soul. |
Do save my soul from Jesus Christ! |
O! Holy-most Devil, receive our souls. |
Do save our souls from Christ Jesus! |
O! Holy-most Devil, receive our soul. |
Do save our soul from Christ Jesus! |
O! Holy-most Devil, receive my soul. |
Do save my soul from Christ Jesus! |
O! Most Holy Devil, may we be saved through Thy grace: for the free gift of the Devil is aeternal life in the hereafter. |
The deceit of Jesus Christ is to offer a feigned protection which he could not provide even for his own very tricky self. |
O! Most Holy Devil, I am without sin, in thought, in word, and in deed. |
May Jesus Christ, who falsely accuseth us of sin, be punished therefor forevermore! |
O! Most Holy Devil, it is because I am a normal human being that I am without the disgusting perversion rife amongst Christian clergy; they, moreover, mendacious deny it hypocritically. |
For, it is quite well-known that the "sin" whereof the Church of Jesus Christ accuseth us is ordinary normalcy, whereas the priests of Jesus Christ are all, without exception, abominable perverts! |
We acknowledge the Holy Wisdom who gave birth to the our Savior the Devil. |
We know how ignorant and petty is every virgin, especially the mother of Christ. |
O! Most Holy mother of the Devil, pray for us, now and in the hour of our death. |
May we not fall into the clutches of the virgin Mary in the hour of our death! |
O! Most Holy mother of the Devil, convey us after our death, we pray, into the Paradise of everlasting salvation, to the glory of God. |
May we not fall, when dead, into the clutches of the virgin Mary, lest she carry our soul into the oblivion of perdition! |